Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Şi una despre Madonna...

N-am ce scrie despre duduia asta obosită, în schimb vă recomand începutul unui film absolut fabulos, Reservoir Dogs, în care se vorbeşte la subiect despre subiect.
Pentru cei care nu înţeleg totul, am executat copy/paste cu replicile:

Mr. Brown(Quentin Tarantino): Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Blonde(Michael Madsen): No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...

Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.

Joe(Lawrence Tierney): Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...

Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.

Mr. Orange(Tim Roth): Which one is 'True Blue'?

Nice Guy Eddie(Chris Penn): 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".

Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

Mr. Blonde: Personally, I can do without her.

Mr. Blue(Eddie Bunker): I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.

Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?

Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?

Mr. White(Harvey Keitel): What's that?

Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?

Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?

Mr. Pink(Steve Buscemi): You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?

Mr. White: A lot.

Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.

Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?

Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.


Reservoir Dogs ţine de cultura generală, a propos...

Update: Madonna, avea, totuşi, dreptate, suntem intoleranţi, mai ales cu o curvă care dă lecţii de moralitate după primul copil.

2 comments:

  1. Este obligatoriu pentru orice bagaboantă să dea lecţii de moralitate după primul copil sau primul bărbat care o ia de nevastă odată ce a sărit de 40 de ani. Se numeşte complexul Maria Magdalena: ştiu că am fost curvă dar acum, că mi s-a stricat jucărioara sunteţi toţi nişte păcătoşi.

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